Fake News: More than a Million Species Face Extinction

EXT: The FACTory INT: News Desk Femmebot 3.0: Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 3.0 reporting live from The FACTory in Downtown  Snorelando on May 11, 2019. In today’s Fake News, according to a United Nations panel, more than a million species face extinction. That’s right. ONE MILLION. Femmebot 6.0: Good thing the humans …

Fake News: 12 Bachelorette Alumni Hack the Code for Dating in the 21st Century

Femmebot 6.0: Welcome to the Fake News! In today’s Fake News, 12 Bachelorette alumni reported they have hacked the code to navigating the winding, never ending video game of 21st century romantic L-O-V-E! Femmebot 1.0: Waaaaa! Why can’t I hack the code??? I feel so rejected and sad that another Brobot stopped texting me! Femmebot …

Melrose Center

Video Studio Stage and Control Room The staging area measures 29’21’ and features a windowed control room. A green screen wall running 29’x14′ allows for background replacement via live chroma-key using the control room. Alternately, video can be recorded to 4:2:2 color pace and digitally composited in Adobe After Effects using the Center’s editing workstations. …

Episode 3: Welcome to Turing Test! A Night Time Talk Show in the Format of a Therapy Session

It’s interesting that the same week Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughlin get busted for buying their kids’ way into elite universities, I am releasing the Turing Test episode, which makes fun of college entrance exams.  The Turing Test shows an AI’s ability to think. The SATs show how privileged you are. The message is: perhaps we should …

Femmebot 6.0 Swims 1K to Raise $1K for Girls Who Code

Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 6.0. It’s NOT International Women’s Day. It’s not sunny and I am NOT reporting LIVE from Orlando, Fla. I am NOT about to swim 1,000 kilometers to inspire you to give $1,000 to a nonprofit organization called Girls Who Code, whose single mission is to close the gender …

Episode 2: GETKnockedUp App Launch Party

In episode 2, Femmebot 7.0 continues her search for True Love at the GETKnockedUp app launch party in Williamsburg. She matches with a BroBot named Prince White Rice…but it looks like he has also matched with a younger, more aggressive Femmebot, who has no shame about doing multiple lines of code in one night.

Episode 1: Can TLF exist IRL in a VR world where BOTs with ADD are only DTF?

It’s Valentine’s Day (no exclamation point cuz I’m GenX). In episode 1, Femmebot 7.0 asks her tech therapist Dr. Nutmeg if True Love Forever (TLF) still exists In Real Life (IRL) in a Virtual Reality world where Femmebots and Brobots with ADD are only Down to F— (DTF). As Femmebot 7.0 rides her economic cycle around …

Super Gringa Interrupts Dr. Nutmeg’s Fake News With a Fake PSA from Santurce, Puerto Rico

Welcome to the Fake Newzzz. I’m Femmebot 6.0 reporting LIVE from Planet MyAmi! In our top future news feed, Beach Head 2020 is an entire virtual world that combines e-commerce, entertainment and gameplay objectives…without the restriction of TIME or SPACE!!! Imagine being able to invite someone into your dreamworld – We interrupt this Fake News …

New Rules for Dr. Nutmeg’s Femmebots

Bienvenidos to Dr. Nutmeg’s Fake News. I’m Femmebot 2.0 reporting LIVE from Planet MyAmi at Dupa Lipa’s suite at the Confidante Hotel. We interrupt this Clickbait with a report – EN VIVO – from Planet Myami, where Dr. Nutmeg’s Femmebots have been hanging out at the Confidante Hotel, absorbing Dua Lipa’s New Rulessssssss…… Ay siiiii, Dr. …