Femmebot 6.0 Swims 1K to Raise $1K for Girls Who Code

Welcome to the Fake News.

I’m Femmebot 6.0. It’s NOT International Women’s Day.

It’s not sunny and I am NOT reporting LIVE from Orlando, Fla.

I am NOT about to swim 1,000 kilometers to inspire you to give $1,000 to a nonprofit organization called Girls Who Code, whose single mission is to close the gender gap in technology. They are NOT on track to achieve this mission by 2027…when I will be 52!! OMG! That’s exactly 30 years after I got my first job coding.

Anyways, I’m getting the Fake Water now to swim 40 Fake Laps in this Fake 25-yard pool.