Super Gringa Interrupts Dr. Nutmeg’s Fake News With a Fake PSA from Santurce, Puerto Rico

Welcome to the Fake Newzzz. I’m Femmebot 6.0 reporting LIVE from Planet MyAmi! In our top future news feed, Beach Head 2020 is an entire virtual world that combines e-commerce, entertainment and gameplay objectives…without the restriction of TIME or SPACE!!! Imagine being able to invite someone into your dreamworld – We interrupt this Fake News …

Every Month Is a Reminder of a Reality That Never Came to Be

A menstrual rant by Dr. Nutmeg……….. Yes. It’s that time of the month. Extra salt. Melted hot chocolate at the Union Square Christmas fair. Fat pants. Guinness. And the realization that I forgot, again, to get pregnant. I’ve forgotten now…hmmm. How many times? 30 years x 12 = 360 times. At this juncture, the stats …

Mammogram Machines

I forgot to bring the form from my doctor to the lab. They say I can’t put my boobs inside the machine without the form. So now I have to wait. Ugh. Too many things to remember in the 21st Century. Why can’t I download the form from my brain? Isn’t my mobile phone my …

What Does He Want In Return?

He bought me the fur thing… Five winters ago. And the gown the following fall. Then the necklace, the bag, the shoes and the hat. That was late ’48. I recalllllllllllllllllll. Then last night in his apartment. He tried to remove them alllllllllllllllllll! And I said, as I ran down the halllllllllllllllllll. Take back your …

Chakra Girl Is a Femmebot’s ‘Holy Spirit’

I went to Beacon this weekend for an Alpha Retreat with 5 men and 1 woman. It’s supposed to be a time when people are supposed to be filled with the Holy Spirit, thus changing their lives forever. It felt a bit forced, to be completely honest. By 40, I have learned to move in my own time …