EXT: The FACTory
INT: News Desk
Femmebot 3.0: Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 3.0 reporting live from The FACTory in Downtown Snorelando on May 11, 2019.
In today’s Fake News, according to a United Nations panel, more than a million species face extinction. That’s right. ONE MILLION.
Femmebot 6.0: Good thing the humans have a back-up plan!
Femmebot 3.0: They do?
Femmebot 6.0: Well, yassss. Femmebots, Brobots and Genderneutralbots don’t need oxygen or a planet to function –
Femmebot 3.0: OK dummy but we’re not independent of an energy source. Electricity??? We may not need oxygen, but we do need electricity, for the love of Dr. Nutmeg, who built and programmed us. Eye roll emoji.
Femmebot 6.0: Right, right, we do need electricity. And lots of server farms! The more humans keep uploading their consciousness to the social media servers that are proliferating across actual farmland that was once used to plant human food, the more the humans are ensuring their survival as Femmebots, Brobots and Genderneutralbots in a post apocolyptic planet where there will be no food or oxygen to breathe! Fantastic plan, eh?
Selfie.
Femmebot 3.0: Face in hands.