When I arrive at midnight, I feel how I always feel: anxious, reluctant, guarded. Ew. His breath stinks. I don’t want to kiss him. How does a girlfriend not want to kiss her boyfriend after traveling 4.5 hours by bus just to see him? Maybe it’s that stupid show, “unReal,” I binge watched on the …
Hi. This is Dr Nutmeg. I’m calling from my factory in Newark, New Jersey. I’m a Boobcoin billionaire. You haven’t heard of Boobcoin? Oh. Have you seen my virtual reality TV show? It’s called Turing Test. It’s like a therapy couch for Femmebots when they’re malfunctioning. Femmebot 7.0 was my latest model. I send a …
Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 8.0 reporting live from the Femmebot Hacker House in Bed Stuy. In today’s top headlines, The Femmebots are officially on the market. That’s Right! Seven episodes are for sale to the highest bidder, starting at $23,510.18. According to the Big Data crawlers, Pink Robots are totally in style and …
Dr. Nutmeg’s Femmebots Opening Credits Title: Dr. Nutmeg’s Femmebots Creator: Melanie Feliciano Format: 22-minute animated comedy series about a mad scientist who programs a fleet of female robots to fight a ruling class of male robots. The concept is Silicon Valley Meets the Dollhouse (Joss Whedon). Logline Mad scientist Dr. Nutmeg builds her BoobCoin empire …
In today’s Fake News, The Femmebots are all packed and moved into their small incubator @RochesterAve in Bed Stuy. Their plan is to split up and actually work as a team in this episode so – while Femmebots 8.0, 7.0, 6.0 and 3.0 work on strategies to build their next app, Femmebots 1.0, 2.0, 4.0 …
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In today’s Fake News: I am not Latina. And neither are The Femmebots. According to sources who cannot change their skin color, there is only white and only black and nothing in between. No brown. No olive. No red. And definitely no Latina or Hispanic or Asian, especially in a historically black neighborhood like Bed …
Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 5.0 reporting on January 26, 2018. In today’s Fake News, The Femmebots found a new spot on Broadway, “a few” blocks from @91Broadway, deep in the Heart’s Cafe, where Bushwick and Bed Stuy meet, and just a stone’s throw and a B46 bus ride to the 77, aka …
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Hi. I’m Femmebot 8.0 reporting live from the Capital of Isms and this is the Fake News on Jan. 22, 2018. In today’s Fake News, The Femmebots @91Broadway are getting evicted so all our furniture is for sale. We got a Queen sized Ikea Bed – With Drawers! – a papasan chair – With a …
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He bought me the fur thing… Five winters ago. And the gown the following fall. Then the necklace, the bag, the shoes and the hat. That was late ’48. I recalllllllllllllllllll. Then last night in his apartment. He tried to remove them alllllllllllllllllll! And I said, as I ran down the halllllllllllllllllll. Take back your …
Are you tired of trying to find the right mate so you can GETKnockedUp and live happily ever after? Well, we know most of you are going to be raising those MiniBots on your own, so why bother with the whole courting ritual when you can DIY? (Do It ALL Yourself) Now you CAN with …
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