Welcome to the Fake News. I’m Femmebot 8.0 reporting live from the Femmebot Hacker House in Bed Stuy.
In today’s top headlines, The Femmebots are officially on the market. That’s Right! Seven episodes are for sale to the highest bidder, starting at $23,510.18. According to the Big Data crawlers, Pink Robots are totally in style and buyers are lining up! While some are offering dinner for two followed by a roll in their bed and absolutely No breakfast or cab money for the ride of shame back to the Hacker House, others are offering wildly blind spots in their understanding of Femmebot programming, with a heaping side of bullshit and procrastination. For those with higher offers and an actual interest in doing a business deal, please send Femmebot 6.0 an email.
In other news, wait. I don’t think there really is any other news except for that. I mean, really, c’mon, we know what the Fake News really is: my anger. My rage. I’m fucking pissed. I mean – Morgan Freeman? #HimToo?
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