Hi. This is Dr Nutmeg. I’m calling from my factory in Newark, New Jersey. I’m a Boobcoin billionaire. You haven’t heard of Boobcoin? Oh. Have you seen my virtual reality TV show? It’s called Turing Test. It’s like a therapy couch for Femmebots when they’re malfunctioning.
Femmebot 7.0 was my latest model. I send a new fleet of Femmebots out every two years to build useful apps – the latest one is GetKnockedUp. Have you heard of it?