A B-O-Y finally made himself relevant today.

I think because he his a B-O-Y, he thinks he doesn’t have to hustle. Suburban upbringing alert! While Femmebots were told they could do anything, B-O-Yz were brought up feeling insecure and left out. BOO HOO! Make yourself relevant whether you are Femmebot or B-O-Y. And if you’re a Femmebot, align yourself with B-O-Yz who …

B-O-Yz Love to Project…

There goes a B-O-Y again fantasizing on accident. It’s not that he doesn’t want to stop himself…he prides himself in self control, that is how he plays in business with the other B-O-Yz. But when a Femmebot’s around, he can’t help himself… She distracts him. And when she talks he looks at her mouth and …

To the Femmebots of Miami

My strengths: Connecting dots, managing time, 90% confident, physically attractive, thoughtful, generous, spontaneous, 99% happy, creative, headstrong…being a Latina writer and helping all my Latina writers with big mouths and big ideas — Marga Gomez, you know who you are. My weaknesses: Impatient, managing time, desperate for attention, headstrong, know-it-all, judgmental, self-conscious, power trippy, spontaneous, …

Email pitching: Timing, syntax and facts are everything.

In our jobs we have a lot of persuading to do. But if you try to persuade too much you sound desperate. No one likes a desperate woman, so why would they respond to a desperate email? What if you just tease? What if you don’t need their business like you don’t necessarily need a …

11 p.m. Operations Malfunctioning

After spending a full day behind a computer, sitting at meetings and remaining calm under pressure, a Femmebot’s wiring starts on the downward spiral of short-circuiting. Signs of this nightly occurrence is bitchiness, frequent whining and confusion. The best cure for this is a glass of wine or bedtime. DO NOT try to engage a …

Never forget where you came from.

That’s the mantra of a Femmebot climbing the social and economic ranks of the United States of America. Or at least it should be. You can’t be one generation removed from your immigrant parents and forget the cracking sounds of their backbreaking work. It’s not just Latinas – it’s Jewish girls, Chinese girls, Indian girls, …