11 p.m. Operations Malfunctioning

After spending a full day behind a computer, sitting at meetings and remaining calm under pressure, a Femmebot’s wiring starts on the downward spiral of short-circuiting. Signs of this nightly occurrence is bitchiness, frequent whining and confusion. The best cure for this is a glass of wine or bedtime. DO NOT try to engage a Femmebot in sex at this time of night. You will be sorry.