Everyone should watch girl-on-girl

It’s all available — on DVD, online — tutorials for men on how to please a woman disguised as Lesbian porn. Girls, want to learn how to use a T-O-Y the right way? Yes, same genre will get you to where you want to go.

A B-O-Y finally made himself relevant today.

I think because he his a B-O-Y, he thinks he doesn’t have to hustle. Suburban upbringing alert! While Femmebots were told they could do anything, B-O-Yz were brought up feeling insecure and left out. BOO HOO! Make yourself relevant whether you are Femmebot or B-O-Y. And if you’re a Femmebot, align yourself with B-O-Yz who …

B-O-Yz Love to Project…

There goes a B-O-Y again fantasizing on accident. It’s not that he doesn’t want to stop himself…he prides himself in self control, that is how he plays in business with the other B-O-Yz. But when a Femmebot’s around, he can’t help himself… She distracts him. And when she talks he looks at her mouth and …

When Girlfriends Collide

When you were homeless, I found you shelter. When you were jobless, I found you work. When you were lonely, I found you love. And now that you no longer need, I am obsolete. It hurts. I made the mistake of expecting love, respect and kindness in return… Instead you are scornful, hateful and snobbish. …

Women still prefer men as bosses?

A colleague, who is an obvious member of the good ol B-O-Y network, said, “Unfortunately, university studies conclude that both men and women prefer male bosses.” Apparently this is the accepted “norm” because a university studied it. They’ve obviously never asked a headstrong girl who was born in the late 70s. I need a woman …

To the Femmebots of Miami

My strengths: Connecting dots, managing time, 90% confident, physically attractive, thoughtful, generous, spontaneous, 99% happy, creative, headstrong…being a Latina writer and helping all my Latina writers with big mouths and big ideas — Marga Gomez, you know who you are. My weaknesses: Impatient, managing time, desperate for attention, headstrong, know-it-all, judgmental, self-conscious, power trippy, spontaneous, …

Email pitching: Timing, syntax and facts are everything.

In our jobs we have a lot of persuading to do. But if you try to persuade too much you sound desperate. No one likes a desperate woman, so why would they respond to a desperate email? What if you just tease? What if you don’t need their business like you don’t necessarily need a …

11 p.m. Operations Malfunctioning

After spending a full day behind a computer, sitting at meetings and remaining calm under pressure, a Femmebot’s wiring starts on the downward spiral of short-circuiting. Signs of this nightly occurrence is bitchiness, frequent whining and confusion. The best cure for this is a glass of wine or bedtime. DO NOT try to engage a …