Welcome to the Fake News.
I’m Femmebot 6.0. It’s NOT International Women’s Day.
It’s not sunny and I am NOT reporting LIVE from Orlando, Fla.
I am NOT about to swim 1,000 kilometers to inspire you to give $1,000 to a nonprofit organization called Girls Who Code, whose single mission is to close the gender gap in technology. They are NOT on track to achieve this mission by 2027…when I will be 52!! OMG! That’s exactly 30 years after I got my first job coding.
Anyways, I’m getting the Fake Water now to swim 40 Fake Laps in this Fake 25-yard pool.