Fake News: Fake Burgers & Disappearing Fish

Welcome to the Fake News. We are The Femmebots reporting LIVE from a network of Server Farms in San FranTechno, the Capital of Isms, Planet MyAmi, Sampa, Snorelando, the Capital of POWer and BricksTon.

Femmebot 6.0: In this week’s top Fake News, the new plant-based “Limitless Burger” is all the lunch-time rage among techies and Bots racing through the last economic cycle of 2019.

Femmebot 5.0: Fish full of mercury? Wildfires burning forests and McMansions? Sem problema –

Femmebot 2.0: The Limitless Burger, made from pure quinoa harvested right here from Server Farm to Desk, sprinkled with only the finest CPE Oil (CPE = Customer premises equipment) is NOT processed withOUT GMOs (Genetically modified organisms) and will keep you working thru all the bugs of your latest and greatest app or web site or impeachment hearing until deployment or your startup’s next round of unemployment – qualquiera.

Femmebot 1.0: I L-O-V-E washing down a Limitless Burger with a Big Bottle of Booch!

Femmebot 5.0: In other words, the Femmebots are looking for another client, so holla @thefemmebots with your ideas for commercials, music videos, news shows, docuseries, workshops…bla bla…

Femmebot 3.0: The T-I-M-E right NOW is to train young people to not act like ASSHOLEs.

Femmebot 6.0: You might want to stop cursing then, that F bomb in the last news show cost us a couple of followers.

Femmebot 3.0: WTF are you talking about?

Femmebot 1.0: I think what I love most about Cardi B is that she allows her RAGE to inform her behavior and decisions instead of always thinking she is wrong just for feeling anger in the first place.

Femmebot 2.0: Mi amor, mi vida chiquita – when social media “influencers” inform humans on the best way to behave IRL…humans are indeed super deep in caca…