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		<title>LIVE @ Art Basel 2009: Beee the Media You Want To Seee</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The year is 2050 on Planet MyAmi. The evil Femmebots are a crew of bad girlz who invented the &#8220;Boob Tube,&#8221; breast implants that allow them to shoot brainwashing multimedia at anyone who stares too long.
&#8220;I really have to thank the private equity B-O-Yz we worked for in Coconut Grove for inspiring this lucrative high [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The year is 2050 on Planet MyAmi. The evil Femmebots are a crew of bad girlz who invented the &#8220;Boob Tube,&#8221; breast implants that allow them to shoot brainwashing multimedia at anyone who stares too long.</p>
<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-524" title="gyselamyami" src="http://thefemmebots.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gyselamyami.jpg" alt="gyselamyami" width="128" height="100" />&#8220;I really have to thank the private equity B-O-Yz we worked for in Coconut Grove for inspiring this lucrative high tech device,&#8221; says Gysela MyAmi, CEO and &#8220;Urban Mermaid&#8221; of <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="../">The Femmebots Multimedia Productions</a>. &#8220;Their elevator eyes helped me refine my elevator pitch.&#8221;</p>
<p>Femmebots strategic planner Pluton, aka, &#8220;Witch of Coconut Grove,&#8221; added that Mike Meyers&#8217; Femmebots in Austin Powers set a great precedent in the late 20th century. &#8220;The fact that I can blast anyone who&#8217;s not paying attention is a total time saver. I can&#8217;t believe how much easier it is to close deals.&#8221;</p>
<p><span style="font-size: 24px; font-weight: bold; color: #4b0082; font-family: Georgia; line-height: 150%;">The Femmebots Crew</span><br />
<img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/princess.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="49" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">Princesa<br />
</span>Born and raised in LA, but a regular on the &#8220;catwalks&#8221; of NYC, Planet MyAmi and Chicago, this Aztec Princesa is muse to artists, musicians, designers and Wall Street stiffs alike. Homegirl has implemented sales strategies for Chanel and L&#8217;Oreal. Oh, and she likes <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=cooking&amp;init=pr">cooking</a>, <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=eating&amp;init=pr">eating</a>, <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=drinking%20wine&amp;init=pr">drinking wine</a>, <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=listening%20to%20music&amp;init=pr">listening to music</a>, <a style="color: #800000; text-decoration: underline; font-weight: normal;" href="http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=dancing&amp;init=pr">dancing</a> &#8211; straight off her Facebook page. LOL.</p>
<p><img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/virtualgypsy.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="59" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">Virtual Gypsy </span><br />
&#8220;I am an actress, improviser, writer, filmmaker and performer with a broadcast journalism degree living in New York City. Art is why I am here…I want to be part of it and create it and share it with everyone. I love to travel and I adore diversity. I am working on creating an art revolution.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/devilsadvocate.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="80" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">Devil&#8217;s Advocate </span><br />
A graduate of Florida International University, this Planet MyAmi native is regional sales manager for ADP (yeah, the peeps who write your paychecks!). Words of wisdom from this little devil? &#8220;Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that&#8217;s where your future lies.&#8221;<br clear="all"></p>
<p><img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/fairy.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="42" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">The Indigo Fairy </span><br />
I&#8217;m a fairy because I tend to become the characters I write about. Oh yeah, I&#8217;m a writer. Been doing it since I was 10. And been doing yoga since I was in the crib. My parents used to call it my &#8220;exercises.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/witch.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="48" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">Pluton the Witch</span><br />
I was raised by two writers, in a world in which the arts were essential. A few years ago, I began a metaphormosis, entering a world of spirituality and self-discovery&#8230; A few other things about me&#8230;I need coffee in the morning otherwise it&#8217;s not pretty&#8230;</p>
<p><img src="http://gallery.mailchimp.com/4cd9113c6076e28a44b71d60f/images/urbanmermaid.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="90" height="51" align="left" /><span style="font-size: 14px; font-weight: bold; color: #000000; font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia;">Urban Mermaid, aka, Gysela MyAmi</span><br />
This flight attendant says: &#8220;I WOULD RATHER BE HATED FOR WHO I AM, THAN BE LOVED FOR WHO AM NOT.&#8221; Translation: DON&#8217;T HATE ME CUZ I&#8217;M HOT!!!</p>
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