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Archive for December, 2009

The Indigo Fairy

Posted by Femmebot On December - 16 - 2009

Education

Nova Southeastern University
MBA Business
2007 – 2009

IndigoFairyFemmebot2•Advertising Intern, Turbulence Advertising-Miami, Florida 2008-2009
•Strategic Marketing Intern, MAPEI Corporation-Deerfield Beach, Florida Summer 2008
•Graduate Assistant, Nova Southeastern University-Fort Lauderdale, Florida 2007-2008
•The Work Life Balance Institute, 2008 Grant Recipient awarded to five of 200+ applicants, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 2008
•Certificate of Outstanding Achievement Award, Graduate Business School Association, Fort Lauderdale, Florida 2008

Experience

Marketing Director @ Inphonex
May 2009 – December 2009 ( 8 months)
•    Communicated with counterparts in Sales, Product, and Sales Operations to ensure timely and accurate product delivery
•    Managed 15+ major client relationships within 3 months which produced $80,000+ in monthly revenue
•    Stepped in as Sales Manager based on the changing needs of the organization, with increased responsibilities and revenue goals
•    Restructured 10+ person customer care team to include revenue goals of $24,000+ month
•    Maintained accurate reports and drafted contracts between company and clients resulting in ongoing, successful closes
•    Produced marketing/pitch material and promotions for 3,000 end users and 300 active resellers of VoIP monthly
• Identified and wrote best practices for sales department regarding deal flow, communication and delivery of products to customers

Expert Network Manager @ Genesis Exchange
Financial Services industry
April 2006 – June 2007 (1 year 3 months)

• Performed comprehensive research and designed marketing strategy for approval by board members and angel investors
• Conducted interviews with 15+ bank regulators to understand the feasibility of new software development and application
• Led the implementation of an extensive redesign for customer retention, increasing revenue by $10,000+ monthly
• Developed and maintained positive relations with over 20+ corporate accounts throughout the US and Canada
• Trained and coached 6 employees; encouraged a positive team environment

Sales Director @ Sun Post Newspaper
January 2005 – April 2006 (1 year 4 months)

•Exceeded sales goals from $5,000 to $11,110 within first month
•Obtained over 45% of new client base within 4 months
•Collaborated with clients on advertising and marketing in key demographic areas
•Received company achievement award as “Rookie of The Year 2006”
•Served as Brand Management Team Ambassador to increase brand awareness and readership

English Teacher @ Annnuban Chiang Mai School
January 2003 – January 2005 (2 years 1 month)

•Selected by management to act as lead model classroom teacher in nationwide English pilot program
•Spearheaded bi lingual event planning and coordination to exhibit the benefits of new student enrollment
•Increased enrollment from 12 to 35 students within first month of launch
•Built partnership between two elementary schools which resulted in 300+ English books being donated from the US

LIVE @ Art Basel 2009: Beee the Media You Want To Seee

Posted by Femmebot On December - 4 - 2009

The year is 2050 on Planet MyAmi. The evil Femmebots are a crew of bad girlz who invented the “Boob Tube,” breast implants that allow them to shoot brainwashing multimedia at anyone who stares too long.

gyselamyami“I really have to thank the private equity B-O-Yz we worked for in Coconut Grove for inspiring this lucrative high tech device,” says Gysela MyAmi, CEO and “Urban Mermaid” of The Femmebots Multimedia Productions. “Their elevator eyes helped me refine my elevator pitch.”

Femmebots strategic planner Pluton, aka, “Witch of Coconut Grove,” added that Mike Meyers’ Femmebots in Austin Powers set a great precedent in the late 20th century. “The fact that I can blast anyone who’s not paying attention is a total time saver. I can’t believe how much easier it is to close deals.”

The Femmebots Crew
Princesa
Born and raised in LA, but a regular on the “catwalks” of NYC, Planet MyAmi and Chicago, this Aztec Princesa is muse to artists, musicians, designers and Wall Street stiffs alike. Homegirl has implemented sales strategies for Chanel and L’Oreal. Oh, and she likes cooking, eating, drinking wine, listening to music, dancing – straight off her Facebook page. LOL.

Virtual Gypsy
“I am an actress, improviser, writer, filmmaker and performer with a broadcast journalism degree living in New York City. Art is why I am here…I want to be part of it and create it and share it with everyone. I love to travel and I adore diversity. I am working on creating an art revolution.”

Devil’s Advocate
A graduate of Florida International University, this Planet MyAmi native is regional sales manager for ADP (yeah, the peeps who write your paychecks!). Words of wisdom from this little devil? “Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that’s where your future lies.”

The Indigo Fairy
I’m a fairy because I tend to become the characters I write about. Oh yeah, I’m a writer. Been doing it since I was 10. And been doing yoga since I was in the crib. My parents used to call it my “exercises.”

Pluton the Witch
I was raised by two writers, in a world in which the arts were essential. A few years ago, I began a metaphormosis, entering a world of spirituality and self-discovery… A few other things about me…I need coffee in the morning otherwise it’s not pretty…

Urban Mermaid, aka, Gysela MyAmi
This flight attendant says: “I WOULD RATHER BE HATED FOR WHO I AM, THAN BE LOVED FOR WHO AM NOT.” Translation: DON’T HATE ME CUZ I’M HOT!!!