by Femmebot
David Letterman is using the socially responsible investment model by admitting to his viewers that he had sex with a few of his “subordinates.” So is The Apple and the Environment site. It reveals that the company is responsible for 10.2 million metric tons of greenhouse emissions. It includes in that number the amount of emissions caused by consumers using its products.
Apparently, if the powers-that-be admit their wrong-doings, the public can feel better and forgive them of their trespasses. And then what?
When the baby misbehaves, he usually gets a spanking. How do we spank Letterman and Apple? And should we spank ourselves, too, since we’re the ones patronizing these capitalists? This is suddenly becoming an arousing post with all this spanking! But I diverge…Is it enough for them to apologize and then educate their constituents? Should we make Letterman teach a class on Sexual Harrassment 101?
Letterman: Hello, class, welcome to Sexual Harrassment 101. I am teaching the class so I can also learn from my own mistakes. We are going to use my own personal experiences as lessons. Take a look at the syllabus:
Week 1: We are all adults here and we all have free will, so why not?
Week 2: My wife won’t mind because she’s got a nice lifestyle and she understands a man of status and wealth needs to connect with other women, especially ones working in my field, “who speak my language.”
Week 3: How to spin a scandal into higher ratings so advertisers don’t pull out since everyone and their mom is watching YouTube instead of TV.
Sign up for Letterman’s class TODAY! I’m joking, but wouldn’t it be cool to feature this as a L-I-V-E online workshop on TheFemmebots.com via Ustream.tv? Hmmm.
After that class, you may want to check out the F-A-K-E Apple workshop:
Week 1: How politicians don’t have to get elected to influence citizens/consumers (can u say Al Gore and the modern documentary for big screen theater?)
Week 2: How to use carbon credits to offset pollution guilt, make more money and other Emperor’s New Clothes emerging on the markets.
Week 3: Insiders’ Panel – Apple board members tell-all about their latest investments. Hint: They float on melted icebergs.
